Welcome to NightSuperWhoLockStuckVale.
With a healthy dose of anime, Adventure Time, OFF, and really anything that catches my fancy.

I'm thinking Land of Zombies and Robots.
I'd use a hatchetkind strife specibus.

 

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh

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ur school wins

SBaHJ Origin Archive

bladekindeyewear:

I just created a saved, Dropbox version of the Penny Arcade forums thread where Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff first originated, with the image links of original poster the_Willard and the SBaHJ image embeds of Andrew’s all fixed. This way you can link it to livebloggers first reading Homestuck with an explanation! (I’m about to send this one to lavablog.)

I also prepared an even shorter tinyurl link for you if necessary:

http://tinyurl.com/sbahjoriginarchive

SBaHJ is much more hilarious when you understand how and why it began. Here’s the explanation I would pair with it, when sending it to livebloggers:

In order to TRULY understand the genius of SBaHJ, you have to understand that its origin predates Homestuck and why:  tinyurl*com/sbahjoriginarchive   Start skimming that thread to get an idea of what it was about, and read THE REST in earnest once Andrew Hussie chimes in on page 2 w/ username “S_O”, then known for the stick-figure-like Problem Sleuth. Andrew not only satire’d the original poster devastatingly, but now makes piles of money off SBaHJ merch. He is the GREATEST TROLL OF ALL TIME.

Hope you find it useful! If you think the linked archive needs any more changes or fixes (besides one image of Willard’s that’s still broken on Page 3), let me know.

love-and-bdsm:

mariivamp:

thetimeladyofgallifrey:

angieedawolfie:

first thing i thought of
oc by me B)

I DONT PLAY PORTAL BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS

i CANT STOP LAUGHING

Aiden showed me a hentai like this… Grabby hands ensued.

love-and-bdsm:

mariivamp:

thetimeladyofgallifrey:

angieedawolfie:

first thing i thought of

oc by me B)

I DONT PLAY PORTAL BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS

i CANT STOP LAUGHING

Aiden showed me a hentai like this… Grabby hands ensued.

poopcop:



Here is a gif of the enterprise experiencing some sort of turbulence, with the camera shake removed.

aroxia:

swagginmun:

nefertsukia:

disneyprincessalexia:

thehufflepufffromgallifrey:

I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.

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Christ on a bike!

i cAN’T BRHREATEH

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I made the same face the mirror did

roboboners:

rifa:

Tumblr started a petition to shut down 4chan

-slowly covers face-

guys…..

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Reactions from people whose language I was trying to learn:

fatnajl:

linguisticsyall:

Germans: Oh you’re learning German? Hey, you’re not so bad at it. Don’t fuck it up though. 

French: About time you learned French. 

Russians, Koreans, Spanish-speakers: WOW YOU’RE LEARNING MY LANGUAGE? LET ME HELP YOU I CAN GET SOME MATERIALS FOR YOU AND RECOMMEND SOME SITES AND VIDEOS, DID YOU JUST SAY “HELLO” IN MY LANGUAGE? YOU ARE SO GREAT WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED

Dutch: but why would you do this

why would you do this

sarahsizzites:

snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

(Source: bunnyhug)